1. If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she'd be Yoko Ono Bono.
2. If Dolly Parton married Salvador Dali, she'd be Dolly
Dali.
3. If Bo Derek married Don Ho, she'd be Bo Ho.
4. If Ella Fitzgerald married Darth Vader, she'd be Ella
Vader.
5. If Oprah Winfrey married Depak Chopra, she'd be Oprah
Chopra.
6. If Cat Stevens married Snoop Doggy Dogg, he'd be Cat Doggy
Dogg.
7. If Olivia Newton-John married Wayne Newton, then divorced him to
marry Elton John, she'd be Olivia Newton-John Newton John.
8. If Sondra Locke married Elliott Ness, then divorced him to marry
Herman Munster, she'd become Sondra Locke Ness Munster.
9. If Bea Arthur married Sting, she'd be Bea Sting.
10. If Liv Ullman married Judge Lance Ito, then divorced him and
married Jerry Mathers, she'd be Liv Ito Beaver.
11. If Snoop Doggy Dogg married Winnie the Pooh, he'd be Snoop
Doggy Dogg Pooh.
12. If Boog Powell married Felipe Alou, he'd be Boog Alou.
13. If G. Gordon Liddy married Boutros-Boutros Ghali, then divorced
him to marry Kenny G., he'd be G. Ghali G.
14. Nog (Quark's brother on "Star Trek: Deep Space Nine") has no
other name, so he uses it twice when getting a marriage license. If
he married Howard Hughes, and then Pamela Dare, he'd be Nog Nog
Hughes Dare.
15. If Jack Handy (SNL writer) married Andy Capp, then married Jack
Paar, then moved on to Stephen King, he'd be Jack Handy Capp Paar
King.
16. If Woody Allen married Natalie Wood, divorced her and married
Gregory Peck, divorced him and married Ben Hur, he'd be Woody Wood
Peck Hur.
17. If Ivana Trump married, in succession, Orson Bean (actor), King
Oscar (of Norway), Louis B. Mayer (of MGM), and Norbert Wiener
(mathematician), she would then be Ivana Bean Oscar Mayer
Wiener.
